Today in class my teacher had us sing this song she wrote.

The Labia Song
by Chuck Tate

Labia, oh la-bi-a
L-A-B-I-A
Labia, oh la-bi-a
I like you both, and in different ways…
One’s bulbous and soft, and can be covered with hair
The other’s inside, all smooth and bare
Labia, oh la-bi-a
L-A-B-I…
It’s so nice to have my
L-A-B-I-A.

…and she said there are many more songs to come!